God (TM) to Start It's Own Record Label/Entertainment Empire

News today out of Jerusalem that God TM  Corporation was expanding from universal creationism, indulgences and collectibles into the entertainment world.  This isn't a new venture for God TM as many of you know.  God TM has been responsible for almost all popular and profitable entertainment for several hundred years, if not thousands!  God TM released this message today to all people who are holy and happened to be tuned in at the right time to receive it -

"April 26th, The Year of Me 2011.

In order to stem the rising tide of "Celebrity Worship", I have decided today to finally just give up infusing performers and athletes in the entertainment field with the talent they need to be successful and the inspiration they need to excel.  As of this date I will reduce the cost of entertainment by cutting out the middle people and directly provide all popular entertainment directly to the people who have made the right choice by worshiping me.  From this moment, any claims by any individuals that I have provided them with any material or non-material support in the creation of their product can be declared as false, and any popularity arising from the use of said material will directly fall under the "Sins of the Flesh" clause.  Any individual claiming my inspiration or support may be subject to a summary judgement against them, and any individuals who consume or experience, or who facilitate the consumption or experience, may also be subject to a summary judgement against them.

God TM."

It is widely believed among the clergy and religious scholars that this move was prompted by Lady Gaga crediting God TM with her success.  According to one priest, "It's one thing to have an athlete that has failed to show divine intervention by crediting God TM with their success even though they have not achieved the requisite title in their chosen field, such as all those hockey players whose names are not on the Stanley Cup, but it is quite another when a performer of popular music of the type that Lady Gogo represents tries to pawn her bile off onto God TM.  Madonna had stretched the limits of God TM 's patience, but with the recent decline in revenues shown by all of God TM 's former enterprises, this sort of piracy cannot be allowed to continue." 

From now on it is believed that piety will be demonstrated by believers closing their eyes and nodding their heads in time to the entertainment that God TM will provide to them directly.  For the first time it will be possible to identify True Believers TM by their knowledge of the material that God TM has provided to them directly.  It is assumed by many that there will be reluctance to share this material with other people, including other True Believers TM , as this may enable non-believers to mimic the material and deceive people who haven't heard the word of God TM yet. There are many who assert, however, that they will use their knowledge of the entertainment provided by God TM to prove that they are in the employ of God TM, and they will use their employment to pass on messages from God TM to the unbelievers.  They warn that some of this may be in the form of violence or suppression.